I'm out of town today, so my kitties are at home fending for themselves (with plenty of food and water and clean litter, of course.)
Using my immense psychic abilities, (riiiiiight) I have attempted to record the thoughts of each kitty, on a day when their mommy isn't home.
Luna: *(Please supply your own elevator music here)* Is there any cheese? Ooh, or chicken skin buried in the trashcan?!? Wait...you mean I need THUMBS to open the treat jar? I like windows. SQUIRREL!!!!!!! Fuzzy blanket. Moo.
Artemis: NOOOOOO. My source of comfort! Until the giant hairless cat with the magical access to the food bin returns, I shall stand post at the front window, and sing the song of my people. (Insert pathetic yowling here. And yes...I may have borrowed this from zefrank on YouTube. Still funny.)
Kyo: The giant hairless cat has departed. I saw her get into the sofa-with-a-roof-and-wheels and zoom away. I shall maintain the order of my fiefdom until such time as it returns. If she does not return, and we begin to starve to death, we shall eat Luna first.
Love & Tuna!
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